Here are a few snappy and funny comments, comebacks and things to say to your ex's new girlfriend or boyfriend.
Oh you're dating my ex? I thought the 5 second rule was only for food...
Oh you're dating my ex? Cool... I'm eating a sandwich. want those leftovers too?
Oh you're dating my ex? Awww so sweet... so how do I taste?
Oh you're dating my ex?... Lmfao
Oh you're dating my ex? My deepest sympathy.
If you're trying to make me jealous of you and my ex boyfriend, you must be forgetting that I didn't want him and that's why you have him. - Darkskin
I don't make mistakes... I date them.
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
When meeting her - "Oh hi! You must be the downgrade..."
Remember: It's always better to be nice than mean. If the new girlfriend or boyfriend hasn't said or done anything to offend you personally, don't start a war with him or her. Move past your relationship with your ex and find the happiness you deserve elsewhere.
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